I think websites should be simple, easy, and efficient.
Simplicity and minimalism are cool, actually.
I learned HTML from Neopets and never really progressed past that.
The internet is a hellscape full of bloated, overloaded, overstimulating nonsense.
The e-waste stream is like some sort of manmade Eldritch horror, full of poison and too big to truly comprehend its terror. This website is almost as functional on a 40+ year old Apple //e as it is on any overpowered modern computer. You're just missing out on a few images.
Also, according to the Website Carbon Calculator, my website produces less than 0.01g of CO2 per visit. Can't really beat that.